Things I have learned recently:

> Tazo Spiced Chai makes my mouth feel weird, but not in the good way, more in the “why does my nose hurt now?” kind of way.

> You are never too old to wake up covered in a fine film of whiskey and cheap lipstick.

> The last word from the Hallelujah Chorus has the same notes as the last line from Grease’s Summer Lovin’, but you definitely shouldn’t tack on, “Tell me moooore, tell me moooooore!” to the end of Hallelujah unless you want to incur the wrath of angry churchgoers.

> Andy falls asleep way faster than I do lately.