I just had one of those afternoons where you get home from work, eat an entire pot of Kraft Dinner by yourself, then pass out on the couch while reading a fantasy novel, only to wake up an hour later in a puddle of drool so large that you have to make sure that no one else has come home and played a prank on you by dumping a glass of water on your pillow. 

The photo above is unrelated. Hell, that isn’t even me. Like I would look that good with bangs.